Reay Jespersen

“I had noticed that not all cockroaches die, even when sprayed with the most toxic materials. This led to the discovery that some cockroaches which are dead come back to life. Not just a fact to creep out entomophobics or the squeamish, but a significant medical discovery.
These ‘zombie cockroaches’ are relatively stupid, and ignore other food in favour of eating living flesh, preferably cannibalizing each other.
Years later, I have successfully identified and duplicated the virus behind this biological anomaly. I’ve stored it in a secure place in my lab, where I’m certain nothing bad can happen with it…”